Ali G y los Beckham

Con tanto Mundial, apuesto por ver a los futbolistas de otra manera, y ¿qué mejor forma que reirse de ellos? A mi no se me ocurre ninguna. Además, para...

Con tanto Mundial, apuesto por ver a los futbolistas de otra manera, y ¿qué mejor forma que reirse de ellos? A mi no se me ocurre ninguna. Además, para reirse de la peña nadie mejor que Ali G, que en un telemaratón británico entrevistó a Victoria y David Deckham con un resultado brutal:

Ali G: Hear me now. You is probably thinking, why is I doing Comic Relief. Well, me only agreed to do it because me thought me was going to get a free trip to meet me brothers in Africa and while me was there maybe score some Botswanan homegrow. No check it. Africa is not just a country that gave us Bob Marley. I seen documentaries about it and there is some terrible images that has been left in my mind especially of tribeswomen with well droopy swingers. With your help we can stop these shocking things happening. Now please big it up for me guests tonight. Every boy wants to be in his boots and every man wants to be in his missus. Big it up for none other than Victoria and David Beckham.
Ali G: Now Scary is you comfy? Beckham what about you?
David Beckham: All right.
Ali G: Listen just because this is Comic Relief doesn’t mean you should speak in a silly voice, right. Now where did you two meet?
Victoria Beckham: We met at the football.
Ali G: Beckham, was you into the Spice Girls beforehand?
David Beckham: No but I was into Posh.
Ali G: Had you already seen a picture of her and knocked one out? That’s a yes innit? But what about that that picture of her in a catsuit and boots that come up well high. Apparently in that video if you freeze frame it you can actually see a tiny bit of camel toe. Yeah that’s more like a camel hoof. It must be amazing going out with a Spice Girl but in an ideal world, and no disrespect to your bitch, in an ideal world wouldn’t you rather be with Baby? So how many of the Spice Girls turned you down before you went for her. You went for Scary first what?
David Beckham: No just this one.
Ali G: Now does you go to watch him play football.
Victoria Beckham: Yeah I do whenever I can because Brooklyn loves going to watch him so as much as we can.
Ali G: Me heard that there is an insulting song that they sing about you has you heard it, what is the words?
Victoria Beckham: They say Posh Spice.
Ali G: That you take it up the arse.
Victoria Beckham: That’s right.
Ali G: But that’s not insulting that the biggest compliment you can pay someone. No but seriously, does you take it up the botty?
Victoria Beckham: No of course I don’t.
Ali G: Beckham, you telling me you aint never been caught offside?
David Beckham: No.
Ali G: But me heard you is well good at getting round the back and swinging your balls in right?
Victoria Beckham: They do say it’s the way he bends it I have to say.
Ali G: Respect, respect, a little bit of a different vibe from Parkinson. Now Beckham do you reckon the better the footballer you is the fitter the girl you go out with.
David Beckham: Obviously.
Ali G: So you is the best at football so you get Posh, so does Sporty Spice go out with someone from Scunthorpe United?
Victoria Beckham: That’s terrible.
Ali G: What do you mean?
Victoria Beckham: That’s my friend and she is lovely.
Ali G: Exactly what is you trying to say, Scunthorpe is not a good team?
Victoria Beckham: Yes.
Ali G: That’s is a horrible thing to say about her. You has got a little nipper. Do you reckon you is good parents.
Victoria Beckham: Yes I do think we are good parents.
Ali G: So when did you teach him to roll his first spliff?
Victoria Beckham: I will never teach him that.
Ali G: Why not, you should never deny your kid education. So what’s he called?
Victoria Beckham: Brooklyn.
Ali G: All right and how did you come up with that name?
Victoria Beckham: Well we found out that I was pregnant when I was on tour in America and we was in Brooklyn when we found out.
Ali G: So had you actually done it there?
Victoria Beckham: No we didn’t do it there.
Ali G: Ah, for real.
Victoria Beckham: We did it in Denmark if you really want to know.
Ali G: How come you never called him Denmark? That would be a well good idea though what. If me and my Julie had a kid we would call him Langley village. Well his full name would be the bogs in the KFC in Langley village. So tell me does Brooklyn like your music or is he getting a bit old for it now?
Victoria Beckham: He does like music he jiggs about and dances. He’s also into football as well so its nice.
Ali G: Respect.
Victoria Beckham: A footballer with rhythm.
Ali G: So tell me is your little boy starting to put whole sentences together?
Victoria Beckham: He’s saying little bits and pieces, yeah.
Ali G: And what about Brooklyn?
Victoria Beckham: That was Brooklyn.
Ali G: So do you want him to grow up to be a footballer like his dad or a singer like Mariah Carey?
Victoria Beckham: Well I’m hoping he will grow up to be a footballer like his dad and I’d like to grow up and be a singer like Mariah Carey.
Ali G: Respect. We has got to have a break now because Posh is going to do a bit of breast feeding back stage. Just out of interest is there one going spare? Check you later.


Chíos e rechouchíos